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A group of friends killed themselves after meeting up at a bar

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You out there fighting over the Mr. Potato crap

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This bitch empty

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"Trans people should TOTALLY have rights!" The stepmom said, obviously having a hateful tone.

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Doctor: Did you know masturbating increases your lifespan by 30%?

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A neighbor up the road and I were crossing paths, he to get his mail and me to walk by, but cars blocked our paths.

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I found her hiding in the closet and could see the horror in her eyes as she knew that she was trapped

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I farted.

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Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? NSFW

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i was about to leave when my mom asked me where i was going, i said im about to burn down the school, she said "hahaha have fun!". then i went ahead and burnt the school school down.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A group of friends killed themselves after meeting up at a bar	0
You out there fighting over the Mr. Potato crap	0
This bitch empty	0
"Trans people should TOTALLY have rights!" The stepmom said, obviously having a hateful tone.	0
Doctor: Did you know masturbating increases your lifespan by 30%?	0
A neighbor up the road and I were crossing paths, he to get his mail and me to walk by, but cars blocked our paths.	0
I found her hiding in the closet and could see the horror in her eyes as she knew that she was trapped	0
I farted.	0
Whats the difference between Peanut butter and Jam? NSFW	0
i was about to leave when my mom asked me where i was going, i said im about to burn down the school, she said "hahaha have fun!". then i went ahead and burnt the school school down.	0